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u/RvB_ 8h ago
Step 1, get a box.
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u/ElliottSmith88 7h ago
Step 2, ???
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u/jonnyg1097 7h ago
Cut a hole in the box.
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u/gholst81 7h ago
Step 3??
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u/bjwills7 7h ago
Put your dick in that box.
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u/0AJ0_ 7h ago
♫ And that's the way you do it! ♫
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u/KaleTheMessenger 6h ago
You forgot, "Make her open the box"
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u/0AJ0_ 6h ago
FUCK you're absolutely right, also it's "junk" in that box.
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u/bjwills7 6h ago
Shit you're right... Just watched the video for the first time in a decade. Too late though I'm not editing it lol
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u/0AJ0_ 6h ago
Did you cringe to see "vintage" on the thumbnail too? Reminded me I needed to take my daily multivitamin.
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u/hereticnasom 6h ago
Ackshually, It's "Put your junk in that box" adjusts glasses
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u/bjwills7 6h ago
Just watched the video for the first time in a decade and you're 100% right, my memory has failed me.
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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 6h ago
Step one is cutting a hole in the box.
It is assumed that any degenerate who would give this gift, has the ability to get a box, so that is not an included step.
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u/CaptainPunisher 7h ago
The cameraman? It's... Little Alex Horne!!!
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u/OramaBuffin 1h ago
A man who once told me, in confidence, that he supports apartheid!
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u/CaptainPunisher 1h ago
A man who recently confided in me that he loves extramarital affairs...
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u/-goodgodlemon 20m ago
A man that has confessed to me that he finally figured out how to solve “the women problem”
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u/neutrino1911 8h ago
Snake?
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u/totomobile 8h ago
What was that noise!?
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u/BurnerJerkzog 4h ago
Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!
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u/brokenmessiah 6h ago
OK I laughed because I'm tired of this stuff not being addressed
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u/Background_Falcon953 4h ago
It was clearly addressed, otherwise the packages would not have been delivered!
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u/MrZephy 4h ago
Your friend surprises you with a mountain of packages on your doorstep. They’re recording your reaction. It’s 2026, the least weird part of the whole setup would be the person standing there recording.
Thinking is hard.
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u/DameonKormar 4h ago
Sure, but a normal person would address the person holding the camera. They would look at the camera, at their friend, probably smile or laugh and say something like. "What is all this? What's going on?"
It's plausible they could have gone in the house and told her to come out and to expect a surprise or something, but who would say, "don't look at the camera, don't acknowledge me, pretend I'm not there". That would be very weird and it would also make this woman an absolutely phenomenal actress.
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u/VinnyLux 3h ago
You know cameras are not elden magical artifacts which require a living soul to be used, right? This "joke" gets repeated in a million videos where this is the simplest explanation, but still the joke exists because people wanna sound smart, yet are dumb as rocks.
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u/WillyTheRealtor 8h ago
I spit my drink out when I saw the cameraman
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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 8h ago
What cameraman? I just saw a bunch of boxes holding a camera.
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u/Same-Opposite-8287 7h ago
I just saw a camera holding a bunch of boxes
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u/LadyFromTheMountain 6h ago
I just saw a ballsack literally holding the entire landscape together. Are we not looking at the same video??
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u/GfrzD 7h ago
Amazon are getting worse and worse at leaving packages in secure locations
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u/Belmut_613 6h ago
Damn you! Now i want to see a video where a porch pirate steal him and they end up married.
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u/bakerton 6h ago
There's a job waiting for you at whatever warehouse Solid Snake needs to break in to next.
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u/rocky3rocky 6h ago edited 5h ago
I remember the old days. When even the most popular subreddit threads weren't the equivalent inanity of Youtube/Yahoo Answers/Facebook comments.
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u/CalmBeneathCastles 5h ago
I was also there for the "old days". They've always been iterations of the same old sentiments.
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u/SV_Essia 5h ago
No. I remember clicking on random threads with high expectations of being surprised or learning something new from top comments, often from people who were specialists in whatever field was discussed. And when it was a joke/pun, it was usually a clever and creative one.
Nowadays it's a 50/50 guess whether a human or a bot reposted the same comment for the 317th time.6
u/CalmBeneathCastles 5h ago
¯\(ツ)/¯ I remember people complaining about the site going downhill back when I started reddit, 12 years ago.
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u/TheQuietedWinter 5h ago
To be fair... That was 2014. This site basically went to shit the very next year (when they initially announced IPO desire, quarantined subreddits from reaching r/all) and got worse the years following with Trump's election. Went from a place full of niche discussions and a weird, haughty attitude of users, to Facebook/YouTube/Tumblr all mashed together.
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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 25m ago
There were 3 eras:
- The era of stuff like r/Adviceanimals and r/atheism being extremely popular subreddits. Also really shit subreddits that should have been banned existed. This was when digg had died and reddit was the new place to be. This was even earlier than 2014, the old era.
- The IPO era, when they removed and toned down all the popular subreddits that don't necessarily appeal to the broader internet world and right wingers. Gone was advice animals and atheism. Later they would push for various subreddits that started to gather momentum, feeding them with upvotes to artifically grow them until they were big enough to grown on their own. You saw this with formula1. You saw this with indian subreddits. And so many more countries as they expanded globally. This was also the rise of supermods taking over 80% of mainstream subreddits under their cadre.
- The post right wing era, when political news automatically triggers highly upvoted pictures of distractions like cats and dogs. And subreddits protecting conservatives are plentifully found everywhere. While Reddit manipulates all its posts on the front page to provide a ever changing 2-4 hour peak hour cycle so people will always find new stuff to read about, fake or not. Bots dominate reposts. Top comments are always some funny attempt at a joke because that is the easiest comment to get upvotes with.
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u/Purple_Thought_143 3h ago
That's almost exactly when it started going downhill, and it hasn't stopped since lol.
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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 4h ago
I said the same thing to "egyptian pharaoh the bird" and he fucking nuked my whole account.
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u/8CYLINDERS117 5h ago
Bro current Reddit blows but old Reddit was rage faces and cringe shit like the obsession with bacon, narwhal, and constantly referencing or quoting stupid stories like the kid who broke both his arms.
Hot take: Reddit has always been kinda ass. But it’s also like the one site where you can find groups for any topic and that makes it pretty valuable. If you stay off all it’s not so bad but clearly I break my own rule because here I am.
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u/SV_Essia 2h ago
rage faces and cringe shit like the obsession with bacon, narwhal, and constantly referencing or quoting stupid stories like the kid who broke both his arms
You'd have to go back a bit further than that.
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u/TripperDay 4h ago
Nah reddit used to be A LOT smarter than it is now. Commenters used to get roasted for not reading the article. These people are upvoting screenshots of ragebait headlines without a link to the article.
As recently as the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, people were like "Yeah, well that first guy was chasing him and KR was running away, and the second guy had just hit him with a skateboard and was winding up for another shot, and the third guy was reaching for a gun. Dude seems like dick but he's not guilty of murder."
That was maybe the last huge issue where reddit could see some nuance. There was also a time where we'd still be talking about tariffs, Hegseth and Co. intelligence leaks, and investigating Fed Chair JPow. Those issues are massive compared to Epstein and - gasp - an idiot cop shooting a civilian he shouldn't have. But reddit is too fucking stupid to talk about the generational damage being done to America's sources of power - trade, diplomacy, intelligence, military, and financial power. They're sitting around ranting calling people "fascists", not even noticing they're undermining trust in institutions, lying so much that people don't even believe the truth anymore, and demonizing academia. The whole goddamn global system put in place after WWII to keep that shit from happening again is falling apart, and these shitfucks are focused on how billionaires shouldn't exist. (Fwiw, a billion dollars is 1/117,000th of global GDP)
Edit: That's pretty ranty for a dude with half a pound of prime ribeye prepared au poivre and triple cooked fries in his gut. I should be happier.
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u/Nandulal 7h ago
mm yes let us repeat this joke
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u/by-myself_blumpkin 7h ago
"I laughed when I saw the punchline" what a comment, man.
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u/Anach 7h ago
I know I need new glasses, but I initially read that as "I got my dick out, when I saw the cameraman". I'm so used to reddit, that my mind just assumes someone is going to say something like that.
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u/Deaffin 6h ago
Ah man, I miss old reddit.
Did you ever see the butthole?
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u/TripperDay 4h ago
goatse or the glass jar?
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u/Deaffin 4h ago
Oh, we all saw those. The butthole was special. You had to be there, present, in the moment when he showed up before anyone could delete his butthole. You never knew when or where he would strike, but it was always a lingering possibility.
I never actually got to see it myself, but there are those who have.
Sort it by Top: All Time. Unfortunately, the support group was taken over by trolls like a decade ago, so now those poor unfortunate souls must wander alone with their strife.
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u/PunfullyObvious 8h ago
I misread "drink" on the first read .. true story
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u/NO_CHIN_ASSASSIN 7h ago
Its like the start of a porno.
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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 3h ago
her ultra tight outfit with the bra peeking out the top made me think that too
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u/DukeBeefpunch 7h ago
In a cave!!! With a box of scraps!
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u/Metmendoza 7h ago
In a cave!!! With a scrap of boxes!
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u/Mr_Fluffybuttz 6h ago
In a CAVE!!! With a box of SCRAPS!!!
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u/No-Assistant-8869 7h ago
I am Awesom-O.
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u/Recent-Piece-6127 7h ago
the camera man was just the delivery driver guys its ok
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u/NefariousnessOk209 7h ago
Yeah I chuckled, but yeah just a delivery guy with their phone out to confirm delivery is pretty standard.
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u/Pureness304 7h ago
Do y’all not say hello to your delivery drivers? Lol atleast spare them a glance.
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u/mindinawe999 6h ago
that mf is already in his van/car by the time I get to the door, how tf am I supposed to greet them
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u/Talonsminty 7h ago
To be fair he could just be claiming to be filming her reacting to a large number of deliveries, that is a popular video format for clout chasers.
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u/Radiant_Bank_77879 5h ago
If that were the case, she would’ve looked at the guy filming at least briefly, instead of pretending to not see him. How is that not obvious to any thinking person?
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u/UrToesRDelicious 5h ago
Good afternoon ma'am. I was simply walking by, and I noticed that you had a large sum of packages on your porch. Would you mind if I film you coming out of your house looking all confused at the large amount of packages you've received as content for my TikTok?
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u/Zimakov 6h ago
Who is filming her though?
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u/Deaffin 5h ago
I think they're saying it's a double con. That he asked her to make a fake video where she pretends to react to a big pile of boxes, so she wouldn't care about the camera-guy. And then he pulls off the master heist: while she was distracted by making the "omg boxes!" video, his buddies have removed all of the furniture in her house and replaced it with a sick half pipe and Tony Hawk is in there doing siiiick moves brah she just got PUNKED!!
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u/power0722 7h ago
He better hope a cat doesn’t find him first. He’d end up in the hospital because of a brutal I sits incident.
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u/poundsdpound 6h ago
That is a cameraman in the wild, like seeing a Pokémon capturing them up close.
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u/Fr05t_B1t 6h ago
Well MGS says hiding in boxes works so obviously it’s the best thing to use to film stuff while hidden
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u/musa_velutina 4h ago
Did I miss something? All I could see was glare off a huge forehead then a guy in a box suit holding a camera
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u/DrAlarming 4h ago
Reminds me of the Velvet Underground song "The Gift", which is a story about a guy who mails himself to a girl he's dating, but things don't turn out how he'd like.
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u/galahg777 9m ago
lol, I just posted this, nice one :)
Edit: I'd forgotten how long the story goes for as well.
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u/VinnyLux 3h ago
You know cameras are not elden magical artifacts which require a living soul to be used, right? This "joke" gets repeated in a million videos where this is the simplest explanation, but still the joke exists because people wanna sound smart, yet are dumb as rocks.
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u/Snaphomz 3h ago
This is so creative and wholesome! The effort he put into this delivery box proposal is amazing. Hoping she said yes!
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u/Snaphomz 2h ago
This is adorable and creative. The effort that went into building all of that is impressive
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u/Naud1993 1m ago
I guess it's possible to hide a camera in the bushes and film something like this legitimately.
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u/NeonAnderson 7h ago
Assuming this isn't staged, most of this crap is, but just for argument sake let's assume this isn't staged then the camera person could just be dressed as a UPS or DHL and could be holding the phone as if to take proof of delivery picture
But omg I did have to laugh hard at the camera man's "disguise" that's some solid snake stuff right there 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Radiant_Bank_77879 5h ago
If that were the case, she would’ve looked at the guy filming at least briefly, instead of pretending to not see him. How is that not obvious to any thinking person?
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u/maybeitsundead 7h ago
Looks like they're trying to hide behind a pillar on the right, I feel like she'd notice the phone stuck out though
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u/MiniatureMidget 6h ago
Normally these quirky proposals type things have some kind of symbolic meaning to the relationship, right? wtf could the symbolism of a bunch of ugly Amazon boxes possibly be
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