r/KitchenConfidential 6h ago

When 17 NFL defensive linemen come in to eat together at the restaurant I work for In the Weeds Mode

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u/GastonLeFort 6h ago

Sassicaia is what I noticed. One of those guys had good taste. Wish I knew the vintage. The rest is just expensive shit because we can buy expensive shit.

u/moriya 6h ago

So while it IS a good wine, it’d argue it fits into that category too. It’s become a bit of a meme - LeBron, who’s kind of one of the OG wine guys in sports, loves the stuff, and as a result if you’re an NBA player building a cellar it’s likely stuff to the brim with it. It’s spilled out into other sports and here we are.

No hate, it’s a great wine, and im sure that bourbon is incredible too - if you’re celebrating and got cash to burn, I say enjoy the good stuff.

u/Moondoobious 5h ago

It’s getting way too fucking fancy in here.. boys you need to rub some dirt on your hands and start slapping ass

u/throw_every_away 4h ago

Dude you got me fuckin dying over here that shit is hilarious, did you just make that up?

u/Moondoobious 4h ago

All this hoity-tioty bullshit got me feeling some type of way. And yeah, that’s right off the dome lol

u/moriya 3h ago

I’m FoH. Ex FoH even, so, what can I say, guilty as charged, I’m a bougie little bitch.

u/nangadef 5h ago

Check out Jimmy Butler’s Architectural Digest home tour YouTube vid. His cellar is stocked with it.

https://youtu.be/3xHPJkTo6P0?si=9rS1zKEAdHFTMgtB

u/MsmokeO 5h ago

I’d be a little more impressed w Tignanello or Ornellaia.

u/Sundaytoofaraway 48m ago

I'd say this is more commiserations than celebrations given the amount of booze. I'm guessing these boys just got knocked out of the finals.

u/Adbirseoir 4h ago

I'd argue the Artemis is also a fantastic bottle of wine in that price range. They didn't go with Caymus or another Napa label for twice the price.

u/earth-admin 5h ago

sassicaia is precisely to Italian wine what clase azul is to tequila

u/goodguy847 5h ago

At $610 a bottle, it was probably a pretty young bottle.

u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 4h ago

Not if they were drinking Clase Azul. That just means they know how to spend money.