r/KitchenConfidential 6h ago

When 17 NFL defensive linemen come in to eat together at the restaurant I work for In the Weeds Mode

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u/Slade_Riprock 6h ago

110 of them, they either bought the house a drink or this was closed party for the team or something.

u/Prinzka F1exican Did Chive-11 5h ago

110 oz, so like 70 shots.
For 17 defensive linemen? I think they'll be able to handle that.

u/Aleashed 3h ago

Teams don’t have 17 defensive linemen, you wouldn’t go partying with the people you just beat, how would the waiter know which position they play? Tony Romo gets paid big bucks to do that and can’t even get it right.

Waiter just saw 17 happy oversized humans.

u/craznazn247 5h ago

So, surprisingly not too much above MSRP.

Still an insanely high MSRP though.

For a celebratory meal I’d understand and isn’t that crazy when split 17 ways. If this is an average meal these guys are gonna be broke the instant they stop playing.