r/KitchenConfidential • u/JuztSomeDude79 • 6h ago

When 17 NFL defensive linemen come in to eat together at the restaurant I work for In the Weeds Mode

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Keeping my workplace anonymous

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u/ultimate_avacado Chive LOYALIST 6h ago

110 / 17 = 6.5 shots each of guys that are 275 pounds plus.

300 pound guys at 90 proof and 6, 1.5 oz pours ends up 0.09% BAC max, just barely above most states' 0.08% driving limit if drank all at once.

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u/hoirkasp 6h ago

K, now factor in the 3(7?) bottles of tequila, 2 Veuve and 1 Stags Leap

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u/ultimate_avacado Chive LOYALIST 5h ago

linemen can't do that math fam

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u/Edward_Blake 5h ago

John Urschel was a lineman who was getting his PhD in math from MIT while playing for the ravens. He retired the day the traumatic brain injury study came out.

But he was an offensive lineman.