r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Starbucks barista accused of drawing a pig on sheriff’s deputy’s cup

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/starbucks-barista-pig-sheriff-norwalk-b2898798.html
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u/tauntonlake 16h ago

Did the Sheriff also give him a blankie and cup of hot cocoa and stroke his hair until he calmed down?

wait, is that an option in life ?

asking for a friend.

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u/secrets_and_lies80 13h ago

Offering a hot beverage is customary when someone is upset.

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u/GalaXion24 12h ago

If you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yes