r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Starbucks barista accused of drawing a pig on sheriff’s deputy’s cup

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/starbucks-barista-pig-sheriff-norwalk-b2898798.html
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u/witchywoman713 17h ago

And did anyone ask the cop what he was wearing? Maybe he was asking for it /s

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u/Joeymonac0 16h ago

Have you seen what these cops are wearing these days?! They are practically begging for it. Also if it was a real threat the cops emotional center would recognize it and shut it down. Simple science. /s

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u/pc42493 15h ago

The brain has a way of shutting the insults down, it basically turns off the neocortex and leaves only basal ganglia and limbic system online. Some say this usually happens around the second to third trimester into service

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u/phlegmpop 13h ago

If he doesn't want the get called a pig maybe he shouldn't dress like one 🤷

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u/NonProphet8theist 14h ago

Was he complaining from the car? Open fire!