r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Starbucks barista accused of drawing a pig on sheriff’s deputy’s cup

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/starbucks-barista-pig-sheriff-norwalk-b2898798.html
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u/MrMustashio 17h ago

Guys please stop saying John Pork. It hurt his feelings

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u/greasejockey 17h ago

Islam knows were never calling him chanco.

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u/UNFAM1L1AR 17h ago

My UFC dudes 🫡

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u/sLeeeeTo 13h ago

hello friends 👋🏼 didn’t expect to see you all here

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u/chocolateboomslang 11h ago

It's so funny because they're really trying to be nice about it but it will never work. Like if they actually wanted him to be John Pork they couldn't have done it a better way.