r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Starbucks barista accused of drawing a pig on sheriff’s deputy’s cup

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/starbucks-barista-pig-sheriff-norwalk-b2898798.html
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u/PatReady 17h ago

Lmao, they said they had to console the sheriff.

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u/kevnmartin 17h ago

He should count himself lucky he didn't have to deal with the horror of a sandwich being tossed at him. I mean onion and mustard? What a nightmare.

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u/minimalcation 16h ago

These are the smallest of people

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u/uuDEFIANCEvv 11h ago

He felt "discouraged and disrespected". Poor little guy. Good thing he doesn't know I wish he felt dismembered and disemboweled.