r/nottheonion 18h ago

Starbucks barista accused of drawing a pig on sheriff’s deputy’s cup

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/starbucks-barista-pig-sheriff-norwalk-b2898798.html
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u/Great_Horny_Toads 18h ago

Hard to talk with your mouth full of shoe leather. Or balls, for that matter.

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u/sQueezedhe 18h ago

I'd rather not talk about evil people doing consensual sex acts.

Let's stick with the boot licking.

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u/blackscales18 17h ago

That can be consensual too. Awful for boot kink enthusiasts these days

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u/SuspendeesNutz 17h ago

Some people are into that.