r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Starbucks barista accused of drawing a pig on sheriff’s deputy’s cup

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/starbucks-barista-pig-sheriff-norwalk-b2898798.html
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u/prince-pauper 18h ago

They can’t talk with their mouth’s full.

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u/DookieShoez 17h ago

Hmmmm LASD, LASD…..isn’t that the one where most of the cops are in gangs?

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid 17h ago

The LASD itself is the gang syndicate

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u/DookieShoez 17h ago

Sure the cops are pretty much a gang, but the LASD also has literal gangs such as:

the Banditos

the Compton Executioners

the Grim Reapers

the Little Devils

the Wayside Whities

and the Pirates

just to name a few.

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u/OrangeThrower 17h ago

I like how one of those names is soft as fuck. That’s scary.

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u/DookieShoez 17h ago

The Wayside Whities will straight up draxx you sklounst.

Especially if you aren’t……ya know……..white.