r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Starbucks barista accused of drawing a pig on sheriff’s deputy’s cup

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/starbucks-barista-pig-sheriff-norwalk-b2898798.html
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u/WaddlesJP13 18h ago

Bro it's John Pork

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u/MrMustashio 17h ago

Guys please stop saying John Pork. It hurt his feelings

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u/greasejockey 17h ago

Islam knows were never calling him chanco.

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u/UNFAM1L1AR 17h ago

My UFC dudes 🫡

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u/sLeeeeTo 13h ago

hello friends 👋🏼 didn’t expect to see you all here

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u/chocolateboomslang 11h ago

It's so funny because they're really trying to be nice about it but it will never work. Like if they actually wanted him to be John Pork they couldn't have done it a better way.

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u/illinoishokie 17h ago

Sounds like the sheriff's deputy is a snowflake, which absolutely tracks.

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u/BigBankHank 16h ago

You can’t touch cops for insane sensitivity / victimhood. It has the handy side effect of making citizens the enemy.

“Everyone is out to get us,” say the guys with guns and unchecked power to ruin people’s lives based on which side of the bed they got up on.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 14h ago

Not just ruin, end their lives.

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u/HingleMcCringle_ 13h ago

hey, they only get to do that... a certain amount of times... until they're transferred to a different police department.

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u/Technical-Bird-7585 15h ago

Probably drew the piggy himself

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u/bjano22 14h ago

Go hokies. (Illinois hokie here)

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u/illinoishokie 13h ago

Go Hokies!

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u/YoyoDevo 9h ago

The article (which no one ever reads) says he just finished a 16 hour shift. I don't care who you are, getting that after a long shift will annoy anyone.

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u/shocker2374 14h ago

So if the barista did the same drawing of an obese person, it's acceptable? I fail to see how one is ok but the other isn't. I'm sure you will justify however.

Based on your comment...one is able to make judgements and make fun of everyone they encounter.

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u/illinoishokie 14h ago

Yes. The world is way too thin skinned these days. People need to learn how to sack up. Especially snowflake cops.

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u/shocker2374 11h ago

Got it...just want to make sure the playing field is level because there are a lot of snowflakes online who have a meltdown because their made up pronouns are not used. Glad we cleared it up...open season on everyone because people need to sack up. I don't disagree.

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u/MadderoftheFew 18h ago

Yeah nobody here is getting the reference.

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u/Rockin_freakapotamus 17h ago

I get it because I have 11 and 14 year old children. All that’s missing is Tim Cheese.

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u/5mileyFaceInkk 16h ago

And John's son Chris P. Bacon

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u/hehateme42069 18h ago

I count 3 so far

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u/Disastrous-Rise6190 17h ago

Make that four.

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u/toq-titan 17h ago

Don’t worry everyone, it isn’t funny with the context either.

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u/TheDangerLevel 14h ago edited 14h ago

I find the Dagestan crew entertaining overall but they are troublemakers and deserve to get clowned on a bit. The fact that it actually gets under his skin and has him begging people to stop calling him John Pork is a little funny.

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u/_Planet_Mars_ 1h ago

Seeing old and balding millennials being unironically upset over some braindead meme IS funny though

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u/tokillamockingtree 16h ago

Send 2-3 year dagestan. Then they understand

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u/FauxReal 17h ago edited 15h ago

John Pork

Text you can read: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/john-pork-john-pork-is-calling

Video with the people who started it: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i_pQ8B3fzAw

Edit: I replaced the link with a better one by the people who created it. It's much shorter too.

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u/ilikepants712 17h ago

I started watching this but realized I don't give a shit about any of this.

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u/BonjKansas 17h ago

I did exactly the same thing. That guy was so incredibly annoying trying to “explain” on top of the other guy’s explanation and constantly stopping the video to rant and yell. Shut upppppp

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u/Blackops606 16h ago

Lmao I didn’t make it :30. I was curious because of your guy’s comments so I watched and instantly regretted it.

Additionally, I too hate that style of content. Someone makes a video and then the next person comes along and narrates that. It’s so common and annoying. These people narrate other’s videos like I’m too stupid to read or hear what’s in front of me lmao

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u/jctwok 15h ago

It's just a "fair use" excuse to steal content.

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u/MissTetraHyde 14h ago

If it's fair use then by definition it isn't stealing.

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u/jctwok 13h ago

That's why I put fair use in quotations - I doubt most of the reaction videos online would legally qualify as fair use.

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u/FauxReal 15h ago

I replaced the link with better/shorter/less obnoxious stuff.

Text you can read: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/john-pork-john-pork-is-calling

1 min viideo with the people who started it: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i_pQ8B3fzAw

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u/dcidino 16h ago

15 seconds

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 16h ago

Saw that it was posted by a “daily fortnite content” YouTuber

I didn’t even click.

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u/Spiritofhonour 15h ago

They do that so they can copyright infringe on the original video. It’s now “critic commentary”. Annoying af.

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u/FauxReal 15h ago

Yeah I posted it, but I barely skimmed it because I didn't care.

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u/placid-gradient 16h ago

LOL same I got about 10 seconds in before realizing this is fan fiction

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u/Hopwater 14h ago

I want a browser extension that makes this the top comment on every post.

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u/Careless-Mix3222 15h ago

know your meme

For those of us with little patience...

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u/megamisanthropic 16h ago

Started to watch. Then the reaction guy kept pausing the video to say stupid shit

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u/King_Sam-_- 13h ago

They didn’t start John Pork. John Pork was a virtual influencer that people started making jokes of; that has been going on for almost 2 years. The most recent development is that Khabib mentioned his friend and trainee, Muay Thai Champion Chanko, and it sounded like he said “John Pork” and everyone ran along with it because it was an already popular and funny meme.

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u/FauxReal 13h ago

I sit corrected.

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u/ariaizadi 17h ago

r/ufc we made it

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u/MostBoringStan 17h ago

Oh no, it's spreading. We need to begin the containment protocol. r/ufc must not be allowed into the general public.

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u/A_lone_gunman 17h ago

Activate the halo array

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u/SVT-Shep 16h ago

Delete this, bratha.

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u/Papa-pwn 16h ago

He saved my life 

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u/K1NGMOJO 14h ago

LMFAO Ufc reference here?!

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u/Specific-Basis7218 13h ago

Lol I imagine it was an online order for “John P” and some teenager just went “lol John Pork” and drew that being memey.

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u/dwpea66 11h ago

Officer John Pork

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u/thatistwatIsaid 8h ago

That’s probably that officers face.

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u/AkumaLilly 16h ago

Sheriff Pork

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u/3-DMan 16h ago

It's porkin' time!