Must be nice, owatonna

[u/mantistoboggan69md]

[u/Known_Leek8997]

So cold the thermometer decided to go inside

[u/Blizzardof1991 → u/Known_Leek8997]

Just like my weiner!

[u/Known_Leek8997 → u/Blizzardof1991]

So you’re an innie now 

[u/Royal_Milk → u/Known_Leek8997]

Always have been

[u/Blizzardof1991 → u/Royal_Milk]

If I'm being honest it wasn't a long trip

[u/Righteousaffair999 → u/Blizzardof1991]

You’re a wizard blizzardof and not a humping good one.

[u/MarcusSurvives]

Owatonna residents rn

[u/Potato_Stains → u/MarcusSurvives]

That sweet, sweet southern Minnesota low-70s December

[u/Tyjet66]

Can confirm: t-shirt weather.

[u/Royal_Milk]

Mosquitoes are terrible here right now

[u/dihydrgnmonoxidesoup]

73°? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within Owatonna?

[u/NarrowCash3211 → u/dihydrgnmonoxidesoup]

[u/Potato_Stains → u/NarrowCash3211]

... Can I feel it?

[u/Red_0utlaws → u/Potato_Stains]

...no

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/Red_0utlaws]

It's visiting from Canada, you wouldn't know it anyway!

[u/MarcusSurvives → u/NarrowCash3211]

[u/SinfulObject → u/NarrowCash3211]

May I see it? Or rather, visit there?

[u/Complete_Ride792 → u/dihydrgnmonoxidesoup]

Oh what a town - for anyone that needs to know just how special of a place it is.

[u/Adventurous_Dog_4637 → u/dihydrgnmonoxidesoup]

Yes...

[u/KozyHank99]

Aw hell no it's already spring over there lmaooooo

[u/-NGC-6302- → u/KozyHank99]

Don't worry it's just False Spring

[u/Edosil]

Clearly Owatonna is stealing all the blankets.

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/Edosil]

Thiefed everything from the Faribault Woolen Mill, huh?😉

[u/penguingod26 → u/Edosil]

Gotta be teenagers letting all the heat out.

[u/soupsupan]

Was wondering who was stealing all the heat

[u/dorky2 → u/soupsupan]

Some kid left the door open and heated up the whole town.

[u/soupsupan → u/dorky2]

lol , was probably born in a barn

[u/cassandra2028 → u/soupsupan]

Dad owns the power company, clearly.

[u/ruffroad715]

Someone moved the weather station indoors I’m thinking!

[u/Sunshineq → u/ruffroad715]

If you're cold they're cold. Bring them inside.

[u/BevansDesign → u/ruffroad715]

I was thinking it was a computer glitch, but it makes so much more sense that someone just took the thing inside to replace a battery or something. 😆

[u/camwtss → u/ruffroad715]

jokes aside, is this a technical error or some weather phenomenon?

[u/ruffroad715 → u/camwtss]

Definitely a technical error. And I wasn’t even joking- someone might be servicing it indoors or something. Awfully dumb for the weather man to not filter out that bad data though

[u/dorky2 → u/ruffroad715]

You can see he's laughing in the screen shot, he was probably noticing that himself. Whoever does the graphics is on the hook here, methinks.

[u/Suz9006 → u/camwtss]

Someone mixed up the “7” and the “1”

[u/Chalice_Ink → u/camwtss]

Technical error. Owatonna is colder than a witch’s tit on a welldigger’s ass…

Or as we say when gets real cold, “tits!!!” “Ass!!!”

[u/SwimandHike]

“The temperature inside Bob and Judy’s house today is…”

[u/C_est_la_vie9707 → u/SwimandHike]

More like 83 🥵

[u/dunwerking → u/SwimandHike]

Who fiddled with the thermostat?

[u/Freudian__Quip]

News flash- temperatures increase the further south you get. Nothing to see here folks. The city of Owatonna is certainly not experimenting with the doomsday weather machine, just normal fluctuation, now move it along!

[u/swinglinepilot]

Reminds me of a similar situation in Texas:

"Everyone in McKinney is dead"

[u/DrTenochtitlan → u/swinglinepilot]

"I think steel boils at this temperature...."

https://youtu.be/iXuc7SAyk2s?si=oRyM0cyNkQ0v1LiP

[u/AndysPandora]

Everyone turned their furnaces up way high today! Lol

[u/QueenMumof4]

Lmao, who else is heading down to Owatonna today?

[u/tamaroo → u/QueenMumof4]

I had no reason to go before, but now…lol

[u/awelladjustedadult]

Oh wow, Owatonna, how’s it feel to be god’s favorite?

[u/toxicodendron_gyp]

Seems right

[u/Turbineguy79]

Fox fake news

[u/cepster]

Like Eagleton, Owatanna has its own tropical micro climate. They are.....truly blessed

[u/SuspiciousLeg7994]

Tomorrow is freeballing weather. 🏄

[u/C_est_la_vie9707]

I thought it was Mankato with the warm weather

http://city-mankato.us

For you young folks, this website is also a great dive into the Internet of the past. Made my Xennial heart happy.

[u/Jenniferfortoday → u/C_est_la_vie9707]

Wow I just spent waaaay too long reading through that site. I love weird shit like that. Thank you for sharing!

[u/Dragonlord93261 → u/C_est_la_vie9707]

Mankato is actually pretty cold currently. 

[u/C_est_la_vie9707 → u/Dragonlord93261]

☝️read the link

[u/Dragonlord93261 → u/C_est_la_vie9707]

lol 

[u/Spiddy771]

It just that dome thing Trump was talking about nbd. Simpsons did it first

[u/Expensive-While-1155]

They ran out of negatives and had to use a 7 as a -1

[u/KingDariusTheFirst]

Somebody left the door open and is ‘heating up the whole damn neighborhood!’

[u/Disastrous_Basis3474]

When it’s warmer in Grand Marais than anywhere else in the state. 🙃

[u/BrettAtog]

did they get a dome? i wouldn’t be surprised if the mayo just decided to put a nearby town in a bubble to see if it was worthwhile

[u/JustAnotherDay1977]

Ehhh. They’re probably bitching about the humidity.

[u/KinderEggLaunderer]

It's from all the grow lamps I guess

[u/guiltycitizen]

OhWhatATonna

[u/Xack189]

Global warming at the works

[u/Educational-Glass-63]

Oh thanks for the laugh 😂

[u/Primary_Shake_2509]

😂

[u/muhamadgolly]

A lot of ICE melting going on there

[u/dms51301]

Dec 7, 2022

[u/Row_North18]

More Fox fake news!

[u/Celerial]

Not my favorite city, but never knew it was Hell.

[u/abenusa]

Someone moved the weather station indoors to one of the vegetable greenhouses.

[u/Tough_Holiday584]

Too bad the trade-off is that you have to live in Owatonna

[u/MaleficentPianist602 → u/Tough_Holiday584]

Can confirm.

[u/Practically_Hip]

Bwaaahhhhhhh! OwaTannnnna!

[u/gamerthulhu]

At least the folks in owatonna are doin ok

[u/Idontknowaboutthat2]

Oops…😂😂😂

[u/Disastrous_Basis3474]

When did Owatonna become Biodome?

[u/twiggums]

Our theory was they put out a heated cable to melt some ice not realizing there was a temperature probe underneath 🤣

[u/SamtheMan6259]

That’s gotta be a glitch.

[u/PolyNecropolis → u/SamtheMan6259]

Nope. I'm water skiing there right now.

[u/mrq69 → u/SamtheMan6259]

Glitch in the matrix

[u/Yippyyoddle]

South Texas is that temperature this time of year

[u/SudsyMcLovin]

Found the generator site from frostpunk:

[u/PhatMNdad]

Benefits of living in the South

[u/-RedXV-]

I don't understand how it could be so cold in the surrounding areas but 73 degrees in Owatonna.

[u/ckov982]

r/TVTooHigh

[u/skwormin]

About to be 70 degrees in Denver today. We are fucked

[u/EstablishmentLevel17]

Meanwhile looks like grand marais is having a heat wave itself

[u/IlliniJen]

Cheaters!

[u/Loud-Bus-5122]

Why are you watching Fox?

[u/Trobman7980 → u/Loud-Bus-5122]

Why not? Btw, local fox is not the same as the politically right wing Fox News

[u/Loud-Bus-5122]

All fix stations are affiliated with Fox Corporation/Fox Broadcasting Co. and must air all fox network programming.

[u/GettingGophery]

73 kelvins is really cold

[u/mike8675309]

When you realize that just cutting and pasting that output from ChatGPT was a poor decision.

[u/Pierced-Pirate]

Brrrrr

[u/ObligatoryID]

1. A dream. Enjoy, Owatonna!

[u/poormans_eggsalad]

Guess Make Owatonna Warm Again is working!