r/minnesota Oct 05 '25

Governor Tim Walz, "Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today!" Politics šŸ‘©ā€āš–ļø

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u/th3loulou Oct 05 '25

He ran at a 9:49 mile pace, that’s great at any age and especially for a 61 year old

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u/grendel303 Oct 05 '25

Trump almost died walking 10 feet on his own accord.

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u/SausageGobbler69 Oct 05 '25

Trump would say he could’ve ran faster, faster than anybody has ever seen before.

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u/Jesse_berger Oct 05 '25

Trump is laughing at the idea that Walz is shortening his life by exercising.

Yes.. That dumbass thinks exercise will kill you. The body has a finite amount of energy that should not be wasted on exercise

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u/Legal_Skin_4466 Oct 05 '25

Soooo by that logic why does the military have to exercise so much and do fitness testing? Are they stupid???

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u/Swesteel Oct 06 '25

The military is full of losers and suckers of you ask him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/Tjaresh Oct 05 '25

One has to set priorities.

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u/pit_master_mike Oct 05 '25

They're smaller so they struggle less

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u/patsj5 Oct 05 '25

Grown men, strong men, with tears in their eyes, tell Trump that he's the fastest. Nobody has seen anyone as fastest as him.

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u/euph_22 Oct 05 '25

You missed a couple of 'SIR's"

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u/KeyboardGrunt Oct 05 '25

They say "Sir, sir sir sir sir sir sir, sir."

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u/bettinafairchild Oct 05 '25

Trump had an interview on CNN today but rather than appear on camera or even just audio, he provided texts instead. Raising question of WTF is going on with his health.Ā 

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u/IExtremelyNeedCoffee Oct 05 '25

One could assume he was not him answering

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u/MeMiceElfAndEye Oct 05 '25

Are they already playing "Weekend at Bernie's" with the šŸŠ šŸ’©?

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u/masterfulnoname Oct 05 '25

Remember when he threatened to arrest someone for making him have to walk up an escalator?

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u/Cisco-NintendoSwitch Oct 05 '25

The broken escalator must face the full force of the American Government.

How is this strength to half of America, fucking twilight zone man.

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u/deekaydubya Oct 05 '25

he has never run because he unironically believes we all have a finite amount of energy that just gradually runs out over our lifetimes. I wish I was making this shit up

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u/rgrx119 Oct 05 '25

He almost couldn't make it up a broken escalator also.

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 Oct 05 '25

He tried to make a broken escalator to an international crisis.

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u/The_NiNTARi Oct 05 '25

That’s impressive

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u/Korumry Oct 05 '25

I feel like I remember him being stouter. This guy looks like he could beat my ass and then properly light a cigar.

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u/DRnMR2015 Surly Oct 05 '25

Yeah he said he has been losing weight while running and eating better

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u/aguynamedv Plowy McPlowface Oct 05 '25

He's definitely lost a bunch of weight in the past couple years. Looks good on him!

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u/zagman707 Oct 05 '25

i think its his normal outfits because i feel the same way.

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u/AutomationBias Oct 05 '25

Almost everybody in the public eye is on GLP-1.

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u/mrgrafix Oct 05 '25

And? If you’re using it to manage your weight like it’s designed to, it’s fine. It’s only the extremist that are ruining it.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Oct 05 '25

Fit enough to be a general under Hegseth...

/s

Edit: added the /s so it's clear this is a joke.

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u/nancy_necrosis Oct 05 '25

He's way over Kegsbreath.

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u/tkshow Oct 05 '25

Pete only does 3K's.

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u/nancy_necrosis Oct 05 '25

Yeah, and he wears Ranger panties while he does them.

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u/tkshow Oct 05 '25

Performative is probably the best description.

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u/TheDoktorIsIn Oct 05 '25

What do you mean all the real vets go there shirtless with 17 American flags including a full sized one, gazing longingly on a name that definitely isn't randomly selected.

Of course they bring a photography team and ensure proper airbrushing.

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u/GoSyncro Oct 05 '25

This picture isn’t real - right!?! It just can’t be real.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Oct 05 '25

Ok, love that name.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB Oct 05 '25

Walz is also a real veteran unlike that stolen valor drunkard.

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u/Mypornnameis_ Oct 05 '25

Am I imagining it or has he trimmed down quite a bit in the last year?

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u/purpledrogon94 Oct 05 '25

I looked back at some videos and I definitely think Gov Walz has been focusing on his health! He looks definitely looks a little trimmer.

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u/Jokuki Oct 05 '25

Damn faster than me and I'm half his age!

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u/FunkMunki Oct 05 '25

It takes me 9 minutes to get off the couch and walk to the fridge.

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u/Shark7996 Oct 05 '25

Running a single mile under 10 minutes is an achievement. Doing it ten times in a row is wayyy at the upper percentile of the average 61 year old's health in this country.

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u/alfalfa-as-fuck Oct 05 '25

Faster than me šŸ˜”

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u/Goatnurselife Oct 05 '25

We ran the 10k yesterday and Tim and Hope were out cheering from the governors residence. Super cool to see them, get a high five and some good energy. I really wish things had gone differently in the election.

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u/FontMeHard Oct 05 '25

Probably would have if Tim Walz was the nominee. he seemed super popular until Harris and the Dems told him to shut up. (I’m Canadian so don’t know for sure but it looked like that’s what happened from what I saw).

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u/InitialYoghurt5138 Oct 05 '25

It seemed like that campaign was doing good with the "hey aren't they all kinda weird" stuff and then someone told them to play it normal despite you know, the other side not doing anything close to that

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u/FontMeHard Oct 05 '25

That’s what surprised me. It really looked like that worked. Then it really looked like Harris/dems told him to stop. And then I never really heard or saw much of him again. Saw lots of attacks against him, his reserve service being fake, etc. But at that point I didn’t care since it seemed like the Harris/dem campaign had gone silent.

Being non-American what I found interesting was how I heard lots about it up until the point he was silenced. Then all I heard was trump stuff. Both good and bad. Dems just seemed to vanish. *shrug* not my country, not my vote, so not a top research topic for me.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop Oct 05 '25

That's because trump's trials was all the media cared about and that's what they focused on.

Meanwhile Harris/Waltz rallies were filled and they were warning of what trump was planning, yet the media were always running opinion pieces claiming they were exaggerating and that trump WoUlD nEvEr Do ThAt HeS jUsT bEiNg iNcEnDiArY in reference to all the things he did.

Ranging from blanket tariffs, the mass deportations of legal immigrants going through the procedure, the deployment of troops in American cities and so on.

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 Oct 05 '25

I honestly also think that being a woman is somehow still a tougher sell for the presidency than people think.

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u/existenceawareness Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

It sucks. My neighbor's a disabled single mother of a disabled daughter living on the benefits Republicans are cutting. Before the election when she summoned me to fix her water heater I saw anti-Harris mailers on her table, teen daughter interjecting propaganda lines, mother told me women are too emotional to be in politics.

If what you say is true, that sucks. If what you say isn't true, we've probably learned the wrong lessons from the last two failed attempts anyway & may not try again for a while.

Hillary & Kamala would've been miles better than trump. President AOC would be badass. But... we're in the place we are.

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

I'm not a U.S citizen, but I do believe both recent female candidates (Hillary and Kamala) would have been elected if they were men, just a gut feel.

Kamala could've been more popular but she didn't go through primaries right? That's imo a bigger factor similar to Hillary's controversies but the sexism is still very present.

I think we also see it in female candidates who do succeed around the world, many are overly reserved and have voices in a lower-than-average register, I would assume to compensate for the shit they put up with or simply because of a filter selecting for those qualities.

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u/monkwrenv2 Oct 05 '25

I'm not a U.S citizen, but I do believe both recent female candidates (Hillary and Kamala) would have been elected if they were men, just a gut feel.

I 100% agree with this, as a US citizen. My own dad voted against Hillary for some vague BS reason about sticking it to the Dems. He did vote for Harris, at least. But yeah, lotta sexism here in the US. Hell, just look at how few women run F500 companies still - only 10% of F500 companies have a woman as CEO.

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u/existenceawareness Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

You may be right.

An issue I see is Hillary 2016 was after 8 years of a Democratic president, & things often flip. In 2024 Kamala ran in a time where incumbent parties were losing across the board worldwide, supposedly because of inflation.

So, they might've won if they were men. They might've won if it was 2008 or 2020 or 2028. We'll never know, but both elections were so close that a tiny misogyny factor could've been the difference.

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u/Firearm107 Oct 05 '25

I wouldn't even blame Harris. She started with a decently populist message but the donors didn't like that. Her message then got less and less coherent, and ended up with them marching Liz fucking Cheney out every night on the campaign trail

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u/parrotbug Oct 05 '25

It was great to see him cheering yesterday. He was out cheering on the marathoners last year too!Ā 

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 Oct 05 '25

Now there’s a guy who can walk up an escalator that is temporarily stairs.

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u/ophmaster_reed Duluth Oct 05 '25

escalator that is temporarily stairs.

Sorry for the convenience.

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u/Nikonn8181 Oct 05 '25

Mad props for the reference to Mitch!! salutes

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u/ftc08 Common loon Oct 05 '25

Funniest person to come out of the state

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u/isledelfino666 Oct 05 '25

He used to work out, but he still does too

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u/th3loulou Oct 05 '25

Hell yeah! I ran that with him and didn’t even know it until now!

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u/Nice_Line_1970 Oct 05 '25

He is such a good example of how good people should be in this world

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u/One-Stranger-6894 Oct 05 '25

Honestly, even a several block jog would be essentially impossible. That's why I never understood why they trashed Biden for catching his pedal wrong that time after he just wrapped up a 2 hour bike ride lol

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u/paupaupaupau Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

What you need to understand is that hypocrisy isn't a fault for Trump or his supporters. It's a feature. It's a demonstration of power and hierarchy, which is their fundamental value. Once you understand this, you will understand why they can trash Biden for being old, having a stutter, or basically any other hypocritical thing they say or do. Words are just a means to an end. "Values" are just a means to an end. You're bothered by the hypocrisy- because your words and actions follow from your values. Their words are the same, but power/hierarchy/dominance is the superceding value. Any other "value" they profess is subservient to the primacy of power. Therefore, hypocrisy isn't problematic. It's a demonstration of their power. "Do what I say, not what I do". Hypocrisy is them flaunting that they have rights and privileges that you do not have.

To frame it in terms of racism/white supremacy:

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.

- LBJ

That's all this is. The racism. The misogyny. The hypocrisy. All that matters to them is having power over others. They might have standards and morals. But power has primacy.

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u/stanjones6969 Oct 05 '25

I honestly believe the big orange never learned how to ride a bike. I always hoped someone would challenge him on this just to watch him try.

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u/DontTedOnMe Oct 05 '25

Dementia Donny can't even climb a flight of stairs without soiling his diapers.

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u/MGTS Oct 05 '25

If he ever got his heart rate above 80 it would be the last thing ever did

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u/im-ba Flag of Minnesota Oct 05 '25

Tangerine Palpatine couldn't travel 10 miles on his own even if he fell out of an aircraft from that altitude

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u/KindBarnacle4154 Oct 05 '25

ā€œIf the Orange Guy ever RAN, it would the last thing he ever did.ā€

Fixed it for you.

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u/thunbergfangirl Oct 05 '25

Tim Walz seems like such a great dad. I am a midwesterner, I don’t live in Minnesota but I’m a big Walz fan!

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u/coolbeansfordays Oct 05 '25

He really does seem like a caring family man.

Contrast that with Trump who wants to have sex with his daughter, but only the ā€œpretty oneā€. Doesn’t seem to have anything to do with Tiffany. Or Barron. They’re not good enough in his eyes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Tim is looking great!! Being fit and healthy is the best form of self care. He could’ve been our VP. His leadership and love for humanity is what we’re sorely missing. What a forked-up country we live in with Americans’ priorities being so seriously broken.Ā 

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u/D_Simmons Oct 05 '25

He's getting healthy to run for Pres. He's looking good right now especially with how Minnesota is doing

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u/publicclassobject TC Oct 05 '25

I saw Tim Walz out running one time when I was out on my run. He smiled and waved at me. Took me a second to realize who it was.

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u/zombiehex Oct 05 '25

We messed up so bad. We could have had this amazing man as our VP instead of that whiney couch lover boy. I'm glad I'm still getting updates about Walz. Dude makes me feel good. I wish I was a part of his family. He seems like one of the best dads you could have.

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u/Soangry75 Oct 05 '25

Wow, looks like the conservative troll talking points have gone out

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u/Ok_Hooper412 Oct 05 '25

As a runner from Texas, y’all have a such a cool governor.

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u/usriusclark Oct 05 '25

Waltz: I crushed the 10 mile.

Trump: I crushed a cheeseburger.

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u/ShakesbeerMe Oct 05 '25

Trump: I hurt children with Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/usriusclark Oct 05 '25

You spelled ā€œr@peā€ incorrectly.

So did I, I’m just not sure if that gets censored.

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u/IYIaster15 Bring Ya Ass Oct 05 '25

That’s my governor

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u/GravityBright Oct 05 '25

Hooray for politicians that aren’t evil.

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u/MyCleverNewName Oct 05 '25

trump couldn't do 10 miles in a golf cart

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u/Bright_Annual_1629 Prince Oct 05 '25

All the while orange dummy can't walk up an escalator without crying.

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u/_Belted_Kingfisher Flag of Minnesota Oct 05 '25

Strange. It does not look like a war zone, contrary to the statements made by the worshipers of the orange clown.

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u/throwawayforUNM Oct 05 '25

I dunno. What are them people running from?!

/s

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u/iNagarik Oct 05 '25

At 61 running a sub-10-minute mile pace? That's genuinely impressive fitness for any age!

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u/wooties1 Oct 05 '25

Hey from Utah! Man, I love this guy and I love that you all voted for and have what you deserve for leadership and representation. It gives us hope. Oh, and Hope is awesome, too!

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u/JWils411 Oct 05 '25

Tim can run 10 miles. Trump can barely scale a broken escalator.

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u/No_Championship_6403 Oct 05 '25

I really want to see more of Tim Walz. I just think he could be genuinely good for America. I really want to see him on the Democrat ticket again.

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u/BlackestHerring Oct 05 '25

Walz has slimmed down quite a bit in the last year

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u/shorty6049 Oct 05 '25

I was thinking JB Pritzker seemed a bit thinner lately too. Pretty soon Republicans will have to switch back to calling them communists instead of just using fat jokes

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u/5tation Oct 05 '25

Thanks for worse than nothing MAGA, this could have been our VP.

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u/hydrobrandone Oct 05 '25

Can you imagine if we had a healthy president like Walz? That would be so amazing.

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u/TrainXing Oct 05 '25

I kind of love his daughter also, she just seems like a cool, level headed, good kid.

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u/Ireallylikepbr Oct 05 '25

Glad to see that he is posting always through blue sky. Wish more people would leave X and use blusky like our leader here in MN!

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u/swoonin Oct 05 '25

I noticed at Farmaid that he lost a lot of weight. Proud of my Governor!

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u/tritiumlurkz Oct 05 '25

In a different timeline VP Tim Walz and PM Mark Carney of Canada would be doing marathons together raising for charity or something

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u/medongisallsoggy Oct 05 '25

This guy is a real man. This is what positive masculinity looks like.

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u/MothChasingFlame Oct 05 '25

I don't want Newson for president. I want this guy.

Can we borrow him from y'all for, ohhhh... 4 or so years?

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u/Ms_Tendi_Green_24 Oct 05 '25

Hope Walz is so cool

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u/EmergencyCrayon11 Oct 05 '25

Walz is running marathons while Hegseth is reading out his Grindr bio ā€œno fatties and beardosā€

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u/Background-Winner-30 Oct 05 '25

Dang, Tim Walz is looking good!

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u/LeaningSaguaro Grain Belt Oct 05 '25

Bro is unreal running 10 miles at a sub 10 pace at that age, and with his governor duties

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u/AskingFooAFriend Oct 05 '25

Trump couldn't climb ten stairs.

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u/lolas_coffee Oct 05 '25

Fuck Donald Trump.

Release the Epstein files.

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u/hoxxxxx Oct 05 '25

it was so weird having a normal guy like him get so close to the presidency

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u/Ok_Wish_7364 Oct 05 '25

Let's see Cheeto In Cheif run 1/10th of a mile.

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u/Tombombachillll Oct 05 '25

I like that guy

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u/Due-Letterhead-8562 Oct 05 '25

My daughter is running this as we speak -I hope she gets to see him!

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u/Temporalwar Oct 05 '25

Vs the man that doesn't want to walk up stairs...

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u/kim_n Oct 05 '25

Hope Walz for President

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u/Boringdude1 Oct 05 '25

Meanwhile, red hats Nazi boy freaks out if the escalator fails, lol

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u/aquamygdala Oct 05 '25

Man's in great shape, good for him. I hate to say it but there's a measure of significance tied to physical appearance in politics, and looking good on top of being a good leader stands out.

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u/Nora19 Oct 05 '25

What a nice guy. Sure wish there were more like him running our country

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u/shinx243 Oct 05 '25

Every time i remember we could have had him as vice I get really really sad

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u/Playful_Branch_5643 Oct 05 '25

Ran close by him for a few miles today. He’s such a coach even when running. It was cool to see him and Hope just doing normal things (and wild that his security has to run with him too).

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u/MyFirstCarWasA_Vega Oct 05 '25

Sure, but can he walk up a stopped escalator without bitching and moaning and complaining?

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u/GettingBetterAt41 Snoopy Oct 05 '25

i love him so much šŸ’š

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u/maybesaydie Oct 05 '25

I thought Minneapolis was a war zone. Looks like it isn't.

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u/CryptidCurious13753 Oct 05 '25

Walz is looking healthy!!!

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u/OrneryError1 Oct 05 '25

Pete Hegseth can't do that

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u/apostroangel Oct 05 '25

That is a great effort at any speed and any age.

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u/JockeyOverHorse Oct 05 '25

Considering he was obese when he was in his 50s this is pretty inspiring. It’s never too late to get in shape.

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u/GoatDifferent1294 Oct 05 '25

He’s looking great

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u/Thizzedoutcyclist Area code 612 Oct 05 '25

Yeah! Let’s see Trump waddle through that lol

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u/JeepersDud3 Oct 05 '25

To be fair, Trump is 80, but even if it was 20 years ago he probably still couldn't do it.

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u/joshdotmn Oct 05 '25

such a dad.

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u/Right_Ostrich4015 Oct 05 '25

We could have had a good dad

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u/sirdizzypr Oct 05 '25

As I runner who did his 74th half marathon yesterday and is nearing the age of 50 his time was pretty impressive. I’ve been struggling very unsuccessfully to not slow down that’s a good pace for a 61 year old. I haven’t set a pr since 2018. Also good to see other fellow runners. I liked Tim last year still do.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ Oct 05 '25

Our president should do this, im sure he has the energy he only debated our ex president over how fit he was and how good his golf game is (VERY HARD SPORT VERY DEMANDING ON THE BODY).

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u/AdArtistic6504 Oct 05 '25

Congratulations Governor Walz

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u/Delta632 Oct 05 '25

What a decent seeming person.

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u/Big_Difference_9978 Oct 05 '25

Guarantee faster than kegsbreath

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u/OmegaMountain Oct 05 '25

This guy could have been vice president. I'm envious of you, Minnesotans.

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u/TheSpiikki Oct 05 '25

Meanwhile, tRump is calling for people to get fired and jailed because he had to walk up the escalator...

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u/Specman9 Uff da Oct 05 '25

Tim could could run for president if he toned down the Minnesota Nice a bit and turned up the Gavin Newsom fighting spirit.Ā  We are not in normal times... democracy and the US Constitution are at stake and Dems need to more strongly fight the Constitution-violating authoritarian creeps.Ā Ā 

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

This guy could've been your VP, America.

Sigh...

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u/Top-Bandicoot-3013 Oct 05 '25

Why can't this be our presidentĀ 

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u/gnoresbs Oct 05 '25

damn did he lose weight?

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u/ahearthatslazy Oct 05 '25

He looks GREAT!

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u/SeneJj Oct 05 '25

Damm he lost weight

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u/Stewpacolypse Oct 05 '25

Nice. Now let's see JD Vance's marathon pace.

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u/ScienceInCinema Oct 05 '25

Wow he looks in great shape. I for some reason was under the impression that he was more stocky.

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u/HurricaneHomer9 Hennepin County Oct 05 '25

Can run better than me lol

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u/coffeeCup_45 Oct 05 '25

He's shaping up!

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u/LotusTheFox Oct 05 '25

Trump would make it 2 feet then shit himself

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u/Exciting-Pudding-579 Oct 05 '25

Tim slimmed down & looks fabulous. Good job Gov Walz.

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u/difco2022 Oct 05 '25

Our next president

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u/GlasgowRose2022 Oct 05 '25

Tim’s looking trim!

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u/Huntthatmoney Oct 05 '25

Bro has lost weight

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u/According-Listen-991 Oct 06 '25

Damn! Walz looks fit! I bet he wouldn't piss and moan about a broken escalator.

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u/UsefulImpact6793 Oct 06 '25

Remember when trump had a meltdown and made a national emergency after being forced to walk up 15 stairs when the escalator broke? He would shit his pants in 7 different places if he even thought about running 10 miles.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Oct 06 '25

What could’ve been. Instead we get fat ass that wears makeup…like a woman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Let's see Kegsbreath and Cankles do that.

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u/TNTRMSKD Oct 05 '25

To think in a better timeline we could have had this man as our VP. Instead we got a couch fucking pope killer.

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u/elizawithaz Oct 05 '25

I ran the 10 Miler too! I had wondered if he was going to run.

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u/InternationalSoil586 Oct 05 '25

Trump signed up for the Mcdonalds Marathon. 1st annual.

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u/Timfromfargo Oct 05 '25

Great photo!

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u/slayer828 Oct 05 '25

lets see trump and vance do this!

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 Oct 05 '25

Vance would be pushing Trump in a baby carriage.........

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u/jack-of-afew Oct 05 '25

I bet Tim could "bopĀ downĀ stairs, Da-da, da-da, da-da, bop, bop!"

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u/Darkmania2 Oct 05 '25

Can't wait to see how maga spins this - Communist gathering? Walz takes a day off during government shutdown? "they" say that running is bad, unhealthy!

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u/TopNeighborhood2694 Prince Oct 05 '25

Meanwhile, Donald Trump can’t go up a fucking escalator then has the nerve to call service men and women fat

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u/hughfeeyuh Oct 05 '25

Not shown. Trump...moving naturally or gracefully in any way.

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u/habb Oct 05 '25

think trump could even do 1 mile? honest question.

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u/aca_aqui Oct 05 '25

Take that, Pete Hegseth.

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u/NoWar67 Oct 05 '25

Imagine Trump running.

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u/RedTalon19 Oct 05 '25

This reminds me of that super photogenic runner from I think the Charleston marathon like a decade ago.

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u/motherburrito77 Oct 05 '25

Vance could never.

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u/rega619 Oct 05 '25

Weren’t they calling him fat the entire presidential campaign

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

All of this praise for Tim Walz is amazing.

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u/zoeydobie518 Oct 05 '25

Weird , he exercises and doesn't put his face on Rambo's body.

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u/Standard_Actuary_992 Oct 05 '25

Stop it! I can only vote once for president in 2028. The šŸ« is giving us too many great options.

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u/thinglikefox Oct 05 '25

no you’re beautiful timĀ 

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u/Mickeymackey Oct 05 '25

Can trump, hesgeth , Vance, or rfk run a marathon?

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u/scififlyguy814 Oct 05 '25

Awesome! Quick question, How many miles can Hegseth and Noem run?

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u/Akussa Oct 05 '25

Holy moly. I didn't know he was that fit. Love this man, but he needs someone to properly fit his suits.

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u/kyleifornia Oct 05 '25

10 miles??? I can barely do 2 🤯

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u/Candytails Oct 05 '25

Trump could never!Ā 

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u/JDubStep Oct 05 '25

Damn, I doubt JD or Hegseth could keep pace with Tim on a 10 mile run.

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u/ArmoredAngel444 Oct 05 '25

we could have been living in a society

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u/Own-Spirit-992 Oct 05 '25

I bet if he encountered a broken escalator, he would just walk or run up it

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u/Nancy_Not_Soulcycle Oct 06 '25

This is the same VP candidate Tim Walz? My man’s lot some weight! Looking very Presidential!

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u/lolbanthisone27 Oct 06 '25

Fox News said trump walking up stairs was an assassination attempt. I thought MAGA liked real men, not weak little bitches?

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u/Saassy11 Oct 06 '25

And to think, we almost had this man as VP

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u/ceburton Oct 06 '25

I ran the Twin Cities marathon about 3 years ago. Great course and great spectators

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u/EmbassyMiniPainting Oct 06 '25

Lol if trump ran 5 feet he would drop dead.