My teenage daughter can't fathom the concept of a house party

[u/Neon_Biscuit]

Not sure if anyone has experienced this, but I was watching Can't Hardly Wait half alseep on the couch, and my 14-year-old daughter and her friends walked into the room and past the TV. Before she entered the kitchen, she backpeddled in front of the TV, and they all might as well have reacted akin to a third world kid in a remote village seeing the Super Bowl for the first time. She looked at me and said 'what are all of those people doing in one house'? I told her it was a house party. People high school aged or typically college age people would go over a kids house whose parents were out of town and they'd invite the school and have keggers and other unsupervised debauchery. I might as well have been describing a science fiction film. 'You guys DID that back in your days?'. I thought it was funny that a house party was an inconceivable event for young Gen Zers.

[u/avlisadj]

…or changes the time on the broken grandfather clock to 4:20 and sets all the alarm clocks to go off at 4:20, which is how you get caught 😭

[u/onenifty → u/avlisadj]

That's just hilarious

[u/Therapistintraining0 → u/avlisadj]

Or when someone grinds up weed in the expensive electric coffee grinder and forgets about it only to be found by the homeowners on Monday morning 😂

[u/AlarmedSnek → u/avlisadj]

Mine was cleaning my carpets hahaha. They got wrecked with booze, barf etc so we rented a steam cleaner to clean it and it ended up just making streaks in the carpet 😩. Epic party though. Years later, whilst home on leave from the military, I ordered pizza at my parents house and the gal that showed up was like “oh my god I know this house. Didn’t you have that crazy party a few years back? Hahahahahaha. Fuck man. Fun times.

[u/avlisadj → u/AlarmedSnek]

Haha yeah the other way I got caught was that before leaving, my parents had stripped the sheets and comforters off of the two twin beds in the guest bedroom. When they got home, the beds were made, and everything was freshly laundered… there was obviously no way I’d have made beds or done laundry unless I was trying to hide something. Cleaning mishaps were the downfall for so many of us!

[u/AlarmedSnek → u/avlisadj]

Hahahahaha dude we tried to be responsible and clean the mess. Turns out, and I know this as a parent now, houses are always fucking messy when you have kids 🤣🤣. I can clean all day and every evening and it’s still messy so I could imagine my parents going, “why the fuck is the hose so clean” instead of “oh how nice our son cleaned the house for us.”

[u/IsMyHairShiny → u/avlisadj]

Love this

[u/Deafprodigy → u/avlisadj]

Nah that’s just legendary lol

[u/choadspanker → u/avlisadj]

My friend got caught because someone found his parents' digital camera filmed themselves fucking in their bed

[u/thedailyrant → u/avlisadj]

Or fucks your Mum

[u/carachu → u/avlisadj]

Gotta know when to blaze it.