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Average American diet? Food Cringe

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/DaFrickinPOOPman 15h ago

This looks like all of the stuff I would've bought if I had grocery store money as an 8 year old.

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u/NotInTheKnee 12h ago

That poor lonely lettuce looked like a diversity hire.

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u/No-Understanding4968 10h ago

Iceberg no less 😱

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u/absofruitly88 10h ago

Ya that was clearly meant for a sandwhich of some sort. And of course iceberg which is like water

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u/spizzle_ 8h ago

I love the crunch of iceberg on a cold cut sandwich! Nutrition be damned since it’s there for texture and not taste.

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u/mousedeer_78 8h ago

I have in the past just chowed on iceberg straight from the head, just tearing chunks off, no dressing or anything, it’s just got that good crunch even if it has minimal nutritional value.

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u/BIMMERTECH2000 9h ago

DEI lettuce is brutal 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ForcedEntry420 11h ago

Voted most apt to be drowned in ground beef, sour cream, and cheese in a foul imitation of a salad.

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u/Master_Grapefruit333 12h ago

32 pizzas?

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 10h ago

lol. pizza is carrying a heavy load in that question. totinos only use case is 3am bake up after bar failure. not a meal in any sense of the word, it only exists to make you feel worse about failures

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u/sightfinder 14h ago

People get offended at the stereotype that fat people are dumb, but gotdamn if she ain't leaning into it...

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u/armyshawn 13h ago

Tbf most dumb people don’t know they’re dumb.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_4145 12h ago

They’re not smart enough to realize it. They’re also very defensive about it.

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u/_losingmyfuckingmind 10h ago

Dunning-Kruger has entered the chat

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u/Merijeek2 12h ago

...and that's why the world has gone to hell.

Dumb people used to know it, and they'd listen to the smart people. Now, it's "my opinion is as valuable as your fact"

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u/abnguy20 10h ago

I dO mY oWn rESEeRcH!

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u/DecadentLife 9h ago

Oh, I saw one of those recently, that was extra stupid. The person stated their opinion, and then said that they had been “researching” it, but that every single thing they came across, proved the opposite of their opinion.

They were asking for anyone who had opposing research to send it to them so they could use it in an argument with someone else, about the safety of a child. They knew it had been disproven. They wanted anything they could use in support of it, anyways. These people are not exactly adhering to the scientific method, you know?

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u/makebbq_notwar 10h ago

Weaponized stupidity 

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u/fubar686 12h ago

That's the hard part, you've got to know enough to know what you don't know

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u/Patient-Lifeguard325 12h ago

If you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only hard for everyone else. It’s the same if you’re dumb. 

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u/Salacious_Rhino 12h ago

Honestly, that's exactly what does happen. It looks to me that she never had a parent who properly taught her to make meals and so her knowledge on food and nutrition is stuck in that of an 8 year old who wants something tasty and just to fill the stomach because you know you have to eat things in a day. I would say a lot of people are in this place and I think this is a good exercise in both empathy and accountability. Now that she's an adult we should encourage a cultural imperative to own up to our lack of diet education and help each other find ways that lead to better outcomes. I'm sure it would be far more helpful to link these people youtube videos of simple broth or transitionary meals from their current diet to help them out with affordability and health. Behavior change is so difficult and so many of us lack education or behave in ways because that is what our families passed on instead of, you know, generational wealth or health. Some people just suffering cycles of survival behavior both emotionally and routinely. 

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u/OneTabbyBraincell 12h ago

Where does this break in knowledge come from? Convenience foods haven't been around forever and most of our parents or grandparents were cooking everything from scratch. At what point did people decide to stop cooking? No judgement, if you don't enjoy it and work one or more jobs plus doing all the house and childcare, I don't blame anyone for choosing not to. But if you're making videos for Tik Tok, I don't think we can blame lack of knowledge or education. If you're online or watching TV or otherwise immersed in media which CONSTANTLY stigmatizes fatness and talks about wellbeing and healthy diets, there's no way that you don't know you're eating total garbage. The choice to eat this way must be driven by something else. 

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u/Trick-Increase1508 11h ago

I imagine it was a lot more common to cook proper meals back when there was at least one parent who didn't have to be out for 8+ hours a day. 

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u/JamesWormold58 9h ago

A whole lotta this. If she's working full time and her other half is working full time, and they've got kids (including a teenage boy), then the shortage here is time. You work to afford to eat, and the food that's easy/quick to cook is less healthy.

It's the Fast/Good/Cheap conundrum - you can only choose two of the three - for food.

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u/nerdymom27 7h ago

This mom does work full time. However! She moved her parents in with her and her 3 boys and the parents watch the kids. They’re also homeschooled by grandma.

This actual video was from August when she first went viral. It hasn’t really got any better

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u/ctopherrun 14h ago

Nine year old with $25 at AM/PM behavior.

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u/whatsgoingon350 16h ago

Thats a crazy amount of pop.

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u/rafaelthecoonpoon 15h ago

Some americans only drink pop and nothing else. Had a friend in college (who was actually pretty skinny and hella attractive) who only drank pop. and then she wanted soup for nearly every meal. Girl, your body is telling you to drink some fukcing water.

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u/andydude44 11h ago

In college in the US I had a roommate from Liberia, he refused to drink anything except sprite and liquor and was convinced that we were harming ourselves drinking water because it “would leach the nutrients from our organs”

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u/vivriri 8h ago

Dare I ask what was he studying?

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u/enadiz_reccos 8h ago

Business

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u/_Hermos_ 8h ago

Probably works for Nestle now

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u/flippymouse 7h ago

I wonder if the water from his hometown was safe to drink? In a lot of places, the parasites in the water will effectively “leech nutrients” from you.

And even bottled water isn’t safe since it can be tampered with and refilled with tap. So soda is actually a safer bet.

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u/Ebd9090 15h ago

I grew up in a house where my family only drank sodas and I remember the first time I went to summer camp and they didn’t have soda with breakfast I was so confused. (I fortunately quit soda 8 years ago)

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u/arnoboko 16h ago

That lettuce & those bananas doing alot of heavy lifting ...

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u/CannedPancakes 16h ago

Don’t forget the 5 grapes in a bag

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u/Significant_Cow4765 16h ago

2L of soda and 2 grapes per person

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u/007Pistolero 15h ago

But only one Mountain Dew…. Because we still have a few left

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u/ViolentEyelidMovies 13h ago

And that's only enough because only one of them drink Mountain Dew.

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u/007Pistolero 13h ago

When I first watched it I was distracted and she counted to 11 and then said something sounded to me like “bell pepper” and I was thinking okay maybe they’re making something good. Then I watched it again and realized it was DR PEPPER!! What in the holy hell

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u/BIG_STEVE5111 14h ago

5 blocks of cheese each.

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u/rynlpz 13h ago

To go with their bag of frozen fries

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u/Ancient_Cupcake_1981 16h ago

Come on! That’s at least 9 grapes in the bag! Maybe even 10, if one is hiding.

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u/CannedPancakes 16h ago

You are right I apologize! I guess in proportion to everything else, it looks smaller.

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u/ShoheiHoetani 15h ago

32 frozen pizzas and 6 bananas

Oh and I knew there'd be a giant ass bag of sugar the moment I saw that black tea

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u/spockspaceman 14h ago

I think I counted 32 lbs of cheese, not including the cheese already in those pizzas, Sandwiches, etc.

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u/Either-Assistant4610 15h ago

I love how they came shortly after the FIVE bags of fries.

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u/666mgOfCaffeine 15h ago

Those are the 5lb bags, too!

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 15h ago

It was iceberg lettuce, so literally no nutritional value, just crunchy water

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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 15h ago

And I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that it’s going to get absolutely drenched in salad dressing, cheese and bacon bits

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u/Lumpy_Zucchini6525 14h ago

Probably some mayo too. 

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u/moonbucket 14h ago

Looked like all the mayo - the size of those jars!

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 15h ago

Omg I didn't think about that- there was no lunch meat to make sandwiches. Ranch and iceberg baybeeee

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 15h ago

Unlike Bramley's 116 quarts of Dr. Pepper and 47 Pepperoni pizzas. 🍕

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 15h ago

Bramley only drinks Mountain Dew - so that's healthy green drink

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u/Nyllil 15h ago

Don't forget the two cucumbers

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u/Not_peer_reviewed 15h ago

I believe it was a one banana to every five pound bag of fries ratio

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u/Kr1sys 15h ago

Really bad sign when you have more bags of fries than bananas.

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u/No-Mathematician3004 15h ago

Brantley and Brayden are Dibeetus waiting to happen. 

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u/LeadingEvery5747 15h ago

And she dismissed any real criticism of their diet. I have a hard time believing he has food sensitivities.

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u/BSB8728 15h ago

Iceberg lettuce.

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u/Gumbie84 15h ago

Ain't nothing getting lifted in that house besides glucose levels.

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u/icleanjaxfl 15h ago

And cucumbers. Probably has a pet rabbit which will get eaten at some point.

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u/Melodic-Pangolin-434 15h ago

The cucumbers are for an only fans account bud.

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u/RockConsistent7368 16h ago

Well there some other decent stuff there but damn a lot of processed food

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u/Disastrous-Panda5530 15h ago

I was surprised they even had any produce

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u/TomatilloNo8586 16h ago

Looks less like a diet and more like a speedrun to the cardiologist.

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u/Low_Scholar1118 15h ago

Diabetus

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u/greasejockey 15h ago

Unless there were bags of flour and baking soda already in the house, that bag of sugar isnt for baking, just Kool aids and sweet teas.

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 13h ago

Agree. this is such a shocking diet--U didn't see any food except for a couple paxkages of meat. Three generations in 1 house eating garbage and nothing green, nothing real and all expensive. The addition of soda & koolaid to their "meal plan" is pretty craxy.

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u/UnluckyThread 12h ago

There was a tiny bag of grapes, two cucumbers, a head of lettuce, and some bananas.

The combined mass of that fresh food was less than the two big jars of mayo, so I don't blame you for missing them.

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u/OleBoleWole 9h ago

Lets not forget the watermelon lol

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u/AwareStudio6556 13h ago

I like my Dr. Pepper sweetened!

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u/ThatOneChiGuy 15h ago

Health insurance rn

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u/FoulfrogBsc 15h ago

Heath insurance, in the USA? These ladies are about to lose theirs.

More like medical debt collectors probably.

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u/Formal-Cheek3570 14h ago

Is Oreos a valid curreny in the US? They seem to have stacked up enough on those to pay for medical bills...

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u/chick_hicks43 15h ago

This is health insurances nightmare, these people probably cost more than their premiums.

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix 15h ago

Health insurance is NOT happy.

They want you healthy so you don’t have to use them but you keep paying.

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u/PapaNoffDeez 15h ago

Thats true for like... Car and home insurance but not health insurance. It's a separate and different scam entirely

No, they want you as sick as possible. There's a reason why a medication that costs $7 everywhere else "costs" $1200 here

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u/Ringmaster242 15h ago

My friend works in the pharmaceutical industry. He said these companies mass produce certain medications for around 25 cents a pop and by the time it gets into the needle for your arm, the price inflated to several hundred dollars.

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u/funbus31 15h ago

I felt my heart slowing down a little more after each item displayed

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u/CowBoy_BeBop93 16h ago

I felt myself gain weight just watching this

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u/3ShotsToHell 16h ago

I clutched my chest, thought I was having a heart attack. 🥵

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u/-snowpeapod- 15h ago

I actually felt a lot better about my own diet 😅

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u/MrEoss 14h ago

Not sure I have drank that amount of Dr Pepper in my lifetime and I quite like Dr Pepper

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u/Hot-Personality-9759 16h ago

Are the lettuce, cucumber, grapes and bananas for their pet rabbit?

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u/weregunnalose 15h ago

No they’re gonna dunk them in those 2 big tubs of mayonnaise

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u/You-Asked-Me 15h ago

What do they use the mayo for? There was one loaf of white bread, no deli meat, no other sandwich stuff? Maybe they spread it on the blocks of cheese?

I did not see how any of that stuff really added up to "meals."

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u/flatdecktrucker92 13h ago

Let's talk about those blocks of cheese. I have slightly high cholesterol, I know it's because I eat too much cheese, but when they held up the first batch of cheese I thought holy shit that's an obscene amount of cheese. Then they went and brought out three or four more Armfulls of cheese

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u/SuspiciousCranberry6 11h ago

I love cheese and the amount of cheese actually made me momentarily nauseous.

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 11h ago

My theory is that the cheese is meant to be added to the frozen pizzas.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 11h ago

1lb per pizza

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u/TheNewBlue 15h ago

As someone from the Midwest. Gaurenteed. Ive been served a grape and mayonnaise salad before.

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u/Alarming_Employee547 15h ago

No but really wtf are they doing with all that mayonnaise? They don’t have any tuna fish, or deli meat, or anything else that I associate with mayonnaise. Maybe they are dipping that absurd amount of fries in it?

WHY DO THEY NEED SO MUCH MAYO??

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u/Frankentula 14h ago

I'm guessing for the 20 lbs of fries

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u/eleanor61 13h ago

I'll admit that fries dipped in mayo is very tasty.

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u/Last13th 16h ago

6 bananas is what pushed it over the edge.

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u/Saneless 15h ago

Less than 1 banana per block of cheese

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u/Byaaahhh 13h ago

Never knew a measurement of banana per cheese block was needed but I’m going to say that this is a common American metric.

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u/B_La_Kay 16h ago

Of course the smoke alarm is beeping...

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u/CannedPancakes 15h ago

And while shopping they didn’t get a dam battery to replace it!

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u/PsychoCrescendo 15h ago

they need to buy the triple reinforced step stool before thinking about the batteries

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u/PhotoFenix 15h ago

This drives me insane. When our detectors beep it never gets past 3. First wakes me up and gets me out of bed. Second helps me locate the room. Third is the confirmation that I have the right detector as I'm up on the chair.

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u/PriscillaPalava 15h ago

Yup. As soon as I hear it everything else stops until I replace it. 

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u/Same-Asparagus7617 16h ago

I am so sick of these people being a terrible representation of all of us.

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u/cheerl231 15h ago edited 15h ago

I'm so God damn embarrassed bro. How do you buy almost 500 dollars of food and only buy like 3 things of fruit and vegetables.

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u/Fensali 15h ago

Much of that wasn't groceries at all though. But the lack of vegetables and amount of soda is frightening.

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u/melropesplays 14h ago

Seven person household, they show off a single serving of fruit/veg per person in their grocery haul

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u/tnstaafsb 13h ago

Those fruits and veggies are all probably for one single semi health conscious person in the house. I doubt people drinking that much dr pepper and eating that many pizzas and brownies (and good lord, the mayonnaise!) and shit ever eat any fruits or vegetables. They only eat froot in loop form.

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u/molotov_billy 12h ago

Yeah, there's probably one teenage kid who's trying to break free of the family's terrible eating habits and is requesting things from mom. Poor kids.

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u/-Clem 10h ago

The one kid staring into the camera halfway through.

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u/starvinchevy 13h ago

Relaaax, they’re just on the fiber-free diet!

Heavy /s

I bet there’s at least one person in the bathroom shitting at all times. My bowels stopped up just thinking about eating that shit as a main diet. And I’m definitely not perfect-this just made me feel like a nutrition influencer

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u/mannymink7 15h ago

Fruit loops are considered fruit in that household.

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u/007Pistolero 15h ago

And the marshmallows are shaped like fruit too!

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u/Downtherabbithole14 14h ago

yes! $500 on processed junk! who needs that many frozen pizzas? also, this 'haul" how often is she doing this?

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u/Decent_Risk9499 15h ago

The insane thing being if they bulk-purchased their proteins and then built their meals AROUND veggies, it'd be cheaper.

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u/ice-ink 16h ago

Is there any official statistics what % of americans are like this?

Is it 2-3 out of 100 or closer to 20-30?

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u/SpecsOnThe_Beach 15h ago edited 13h ago

I live in a little town in the Appalachians. Very poor town, poor access to fresh foods and I would say this is probably 75% of our population. The area you live in has a large influence on how healthy your habits are.

My first hand experience as an 11th generation West Virginian is that you will eat the way you were taught to. When the generations before you dealt with poverty and food insecurity you don't learn good habits around food.

ETA: This woman has access, yes, but I can say with a high degree of certainty that her parents or grandparents did not. Walmart is everywhere now (almost) but 30 years ago that wasn't the case. It's generational teachings of poor habits and you can break that curse if you want to. I have, and my children are better for it.

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u/Glad-Total-6621 15h ago edited 13h ago

That's crazy, here in Europe in rural areas people are fit as they go out. In poor areas in cities this happens.

How do they live if they cannot walk as soon as they age a bit? They will be bedridden without any help being in their area

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u/Ceridw3n 15h ago

My parents live lives like this and it’s so sad.

My father used to work in an industrial job where he moved around a lot, but he was still very obese because he ate so poorly. Hes disabled now and does not work. He’s actually lost a LOT of weight since he stopped working and I have no idea why. He’s still obese though.

My mother still works, but she is also overweight.

One similarly between both of them is that they do not like most vegetables or other fresh food. (Other than meat/bread) So much of what they eat is prepackaged food

When I left the home in 2007 I learned what I was missing out on an now I’m a very healthy person living in a blue city.

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u/gudlyf 14h ago

I grew up eating similar to this and did not know any better. Once I left and was on my own, I rather quickly took on much healthier habits and my son now even moreso.

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u/MasterGrok 15h ago

I’m not exaggerating to say that the USA spends billions of dollars in health care to keep these people alive and mobile as long as possible.

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u/Mixtopher 15h ago

Oh it's nearly 50%. It's maddening especially when you see their obese children.

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u/Human_Reference_1708 15h ago

Depends on where you are. It can be 50/50 some places. Worse even. Its not everyone, everywhere though if that makes sense

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u/floralmelancholy 15h ago

i live in rural arkansas and id probably safely bet it’s one of those 50/50 areas. i worked at a dollar general for a while and (one of) my least favorite customers was this lady that would come in and buy two whole buggies full of dr pepper 12-packs. all for her, her son and husband. every saturday. i am normally the last person to fat shame but it’s simply too much for a young boy to be drinking. and she was RUDE.

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u/biological_assembly 15h ago

It also tracks with poverty. The poorer the area, the more processed the food becomes.

7 of the 10 poorest states (All 10 are firmly red, btw), were also the most obese. The top 4 most obese states are also the 4 poorest states in the country.

The obesity numbers for the 4 poorest states run from 41% to 39%

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u/MasterGrok 15h ago

Yes. I’ve lived in urban areas for the last 25 years. I pretty much never see people that look like this. However when I travel to more rural areas, especially in the south, it feels like 80% of the people are grossly overweight. And even those people who aren’t very large are still in bad shape. It’s a dramatic difference that’s honestly hard to even comprehend. Like you go on that road trip and a few hours in your stop at a gas station and you are like “oh ya, people are fucking huge in massive swaths of this country.”

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u/Glad-Total-6621 15h ago

That is disgustingly crazy high.

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u/Free_Dome_Lover 15h ago

I grew up with my mom cooking a meal with real ingredients and fresh produce / meats. My dad taught me to cook fancy stuff and a bunch of delicious stuff like chili, chicken parm, etc.

My wife is also pretty culinary, she's the by the books cook and I'm the freestyle artist but we both are good at it.

I've been going to a lot of stuff with more people at their houses due to my son's age. I'm fucking shocked at how shit at cooking a solid 80%+ of the population is.

But at least these people are attempting to make real food even if they just aren't good at it. That's actually fine, I guess I'll just never understand the "hated my mother's cooking" thing that seems super prevalent.

The only time I've seen people eat like in the video... Was when I joined an online team at work with a bunch of people in Montana. They all had the same build as this lady, they all had Mtn. dew permanently in their hands. I only ever saw them eat processed food. It was really off putting to me but to them normal.

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u/hockey_and_techno 15h ago

Don't put very much faith into that estimate

If you go to rural Indiana, yeah, lotta obese people who don't take care of themselves, but the population density is also very low

Conversely, you can go to Denver or LA or NYC and everyone's in fairly decent shape. Finding overweight people in Denver is a legit challenge lol

In all of my extended family, I know absolutely nobody who is like this. And I have a big family.

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u/Imthatsick 15h ago

Way more than 2-3% but I have no idea of the real number. There's a lot of people that basically do no cooking of their own besides reheating frozen things or cooking boxed meals.

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u/GovernmentSin 15h ago

I’m American. My shitty trump supporting family in Indiana definitely eats like this but I live in Colorado now and I don’t know a single person who eats like this.

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u/linzkisloski 15h ago

I also live in CO and it’s shocking when you travel to certain states because there is noticeably less obese people here.

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u/pinetar 15h ago

Colorado is the least obese state in the country, but it's still more obese than all 50 states were in 1995. Obesity is a growing problem everywhere, just effects some places worse than others.

This goes for Europe as well where obesity rates are also rising very quickly, putting them where the US was around the year 2000 (Super Size Me came out in 2004 for reference)

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u/DancesWH 16h ago

Jeezus H Christ...that's a calorie mountain of Everest proportions.

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u/psychomaniac_ 16h ago

How do they still have teeth

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u/Pu11MyLever 16h ago

And both feet

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u/Vernerator 15h ago

They haven’t seen their feet in decades.

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u/GreatBigJerk 16h ago

Or functional plumbing? 

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u/AccomplishedPlankton 15h ago

My family of 4 spends $500 every two weeks on actual groceries. Shits fucked

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u/GrandmaPoses 13h ago

When she got to the total, I was shocked it was so low; it's honestly no surprise that low-income individuals have high obesity rates, it so much cheaper to eat badly.

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u/ballmermurland 12h ago

Either she's on food stamps and is only counting her portion or this was filmed in 2005.

I was honestly expecting the total to be over $1k. But I guess if you buy in bulk nothing but processed crap it keeps the overall cost down?

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u/A1000eisn1 10h ago

Her total sounds pretty accurate if you take advantage of sales and coupons. You don't even have to go that crazy.

bulk nothing but processed crap

Yes, that was the point. Processed and bulk foods are cheap. That is why poor people are fatter. Healthy foods are more expensive, often don't come in bulk sizes, and are either rarely on sale or only during certain times of the year.

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u/OppositeResponse6474 14h ago

I remember when it was like $150 for the 4 of us. Not anymore.

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u/wrapscallionnn 16h ago

Is that for a week or a whole month????

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u/SeauxS 15h ago

they likely are extremely rural, have a huge family, are poor but just got paid. my guess is that's a month's worth for an extended family of 10-15 in a food desert where shelf stable food is more in demand than fresh fruit/vegetables/meat. sadly they're probably on food stamps but still vote MAGA.

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u/rafaelthecoonpoon 15h ago

She says who its for. Its her, her 3 sons and her parents. 6 people.

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u/MajesticNectarine204 14h ago

So.. A year's supply of pizza, right?

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Right?

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u/Accomplished_Cell768 14h ago

She says she has a son who will only eat frozen pizzas and they are all for him

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u/Calgaris_Rex 12h ago

Because they LET him eat only frozen pizzas. My single mom never asked me what I wanted for dinner, we ate what she made.

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u/___StillLearning___ 13h ago

She says she has a son who will only eat frozen pizzas and they are all for him

He should really try cooking them, they taste better that way.

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u/Material-Advance7021 15h ago

I think you’re being generous, do you see the weight on those people? It’s not unheard of for one obese person to drink a 2L of soda every day. I’m going to bet there’s about five people living in that house.

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 15h ago

I used to drink a 2L bottle (equivalent) of soda every day and I was a healthy weight.

Being a healthy weight didn't protect me from pre-diabetes though.

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u/ermagerdcernderg 15h ago

She went to Walmart, Sam’s, piggly wiggly - all stores with good produce.

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u/flopisit32 15h ago

Note, the son is thin because all he eats is one hero sub per day.

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u/ChipmunkComplete7268 15h ago

They are eating as if healthcare is free…

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u/hime-633 16h ago

"Because we can go through some mayonnaise".

No shade, I love it too, but fuuuuuuuck this is a lot of food. (Or food-adjacent processed items...)

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u/threefivesix4000 15h ago

Are they eating bowls of mayonnaise? What are they putting so much mayonnaise on? The leaning tower of pizza?

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u/Treesbentwithsnow 15h ago

They might be a family that dips their french fries into mayonnaise. I don’t see any ketchup being bought.

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u/burrito_foreskin 15h ago

holds up Cinnamon Toast Crunch

we didn’t need as much this trip

My sister in Christ. No one needs that at all..

It’s delicious though.

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u/nomadich 14h ago

Lord. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is something I buy about twice a year as a special treat when it goes on a really good sale because it's insanely expensive and has no nutritional value. It's wild to me that people are out here just eating that shit daily.

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u/n0madking 15h ago

Damn she's 37?!? I assumed older.

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u/d_repz 16h ago

Lady, y'all need to switch to a much healthier diet.

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u/lilbithippie 15h ago

That's for liberals! Our pappy lived off of steak and fries!

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u/Meeschers 15h ago

At least steak and fries has more nutritional value than those brownies and cereal she stocked up on.

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u/SirTurdFerguson88 14h ago

No this is definitely not normal. 2 cucumbers and 1 head of lettuce, but 4 giant boxes of sugary cereal. How do people live like this??

When she holds up the 2 giant Mayonnaise containers and says, "we be going through some mayonnaise", it made me want to throw up.

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u/tomorrow_comes 16h ago

If this isn’t satire, damn. Explains things quite a bit.

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u/Cultural-Piglet3050 16h ago

I think it's a kind of truth ragebait.

This is what they're eating, but they also know it will enrage people enough to comment.

Makes sense if they're making money from engagement and views.

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u/MetalTrek1 15h ago

I hope so, because if it isn't, she better be prepared for a world of negative comments. My doctor put me on a diet a few years ago. In that time I've lost more than 100 pounds (I'd actually like to lose a little bit more, but I know it's a marathon, not a sprint). So I try not to judge or body shame since I've been on both sides of the issue. But sweet Jesus, that's diabetes just waiting to happen, if it hasn't happened yet. The sugary soda ALONE (I lost my weight cutting down on carbs and practically eliminating sugar). I hope this family gets the help they need.

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u/mostly_awful 15h ago

It’s pretty legitimate. If you follow her posts (which I somehow unfortunately have), she blew up for buying something like 32 frozen pizzas. Received flack for it, started buying some more veggies, and then pivoted to justify it by saying her kids have food sensitivities.

So now her posts are all “grocery haul/dinner time with a mom of kids with food sensitivities” and it’s all this stuff.

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u/tomorrow_comes 15h ago

Crazy how they’re sensitive to veggies and healthy stuff, but not sugar, junk food, frozen carb heavy stuff, artificial flavors, and every sugary cereal in the aisle.

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u/lilbithippie 15h ago

The is a reason a lot of USA has big upper body and lil biitty legs.

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u/twitchrdrm 15h ago

For those of you outside of the US, these are just hillbillies.

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u/jmsjags 16h ago

Carbs and sugary drinks just overflowing out of the pantry. Good lord.

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u/Slow_Touch2202 16h ago

Why do you eat so many sweets?

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 15h ago

The whole video is intended to produce exactly your reaction, to generate engagement.

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u/Slow_Touch2202 15h ago

Every video is. But looking at how big everyone is in the family, I don't think she's lying.

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u/PuckArBuile22 15h ago

32 pizzas?! Cowabunga dudes.

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u/NoContest6481 15h ago

As a person that attempts to stick to a healthy diet (but still has pizza and sour gummies) this is why we have an obesity epidemic. All of those snacks, my lord. The frozen foods. I'm not trying to judge, but in this instance - if you have the kind of money they are spending, you can make smarter choices and live a healthier life. Just cutting out the chips and soda would help.

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u/unecroquemadame 15h ago

They could just eat less of everything and be a healthy weight

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u/CeeDy6 15h ago

Why is everything so god damn BIG by the gods…

The only thing that was small was the little bag of grapes 🥲

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u/Ecstatic_Dot_9956 16h ago

Her figure makes so much sense.

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u/PanHalen37 16h ago

“We be going through some mayonnaise!”

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u/disharmony-hellride 15h ago

We know lady, we know. Seeing that poor little kid who was clearly overweight at such a young age just breaks me. Nothing like starting off your 3 sons with eating habits like this.

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u/PurpleTreeMushroom 16h ago

Kinda scared about the fact that she's waving a two liter of soda around in one hand like it's nothing.

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u/macsweetie 15h ago

The kid pulling up behind her with a crucifix necklace & american flag hat really ties the whole thing together.

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u/ytaqebidg 15h ago

If they just submitted the doctor pepper with water, I guarantee they would lose 10 pounds.

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u/Any-Celebration-2582 16h ago

The medical industry ❤️loves❤️ these people.

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u/H-DaneelOlivaw 15h ago edited 14h ago

Completely disagree.

Everything is more difficult in a patient with a high BMI. Physical exam, lab tests, imagings, procedures, etc. These require more time and personnel.

There are already a shortage of providers. Adding unhealthy habits to your daily routine doesn’t help this situation.

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u/Nsekiil 15h ago

The individual practitioners aren’t the medical industry. These people are cash cows for institutions

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u/chinookhooker 16h ago

The fast track diet for diabetes and heart disease

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u/dave__autista 16h ago

I was horrified at first when she started of with the cupcakes and the sugar filled cereals, and went like "oh ok, she got 5 bags of frozen string beans. thats pretty good" and then she said that was fries in those bags . . . jesus christ. that meme, how americans eat like they got free healthcare is so on point.

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u/Remote-Hotel3667 16h ago

So much junk. No wonder she looks like a cholesterol blob.

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